Red Cup

...da non confondere con il Nescafè.

One mattin her mamma dissed:"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lupthat is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc atthe lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, dasol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt sheincontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'egirl!'Ndove do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full ofa sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills",she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expressioncom: what a cul that had)dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin issquilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continuedfor her sentier in the forest.The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and aftersaluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berretand fikked himself in the let.
When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn,but the lup, ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!"."Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn somecollir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl",dissed the nonn-lup.Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block ofmarm: "But what big oreksyou have! Do you have the Orekkions?"
.And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".And Cappuccett (that I think was now reallyrincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you have!".
And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better!".
Andmagned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocentcacciator of frod sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pelliccvals a sac of solds".
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted aterr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzedtill that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killedthe lup.
Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin thepellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (stillrincoglionited).
And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc andguadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt theleccornies that were in the cest.
And so, everybody lived felix andcontent (maybe not the lup!)